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    thebloggess Conversation I had with a shopkeeper at a resale shop today: me: Can you go any lower on the candle-holder in the back room? her:  No, it’s in really good shape. me:  Yes, but looks like it has erectile dysfunction. her:  Oh.  Well, it gets hot in here in the summer.  But the candelabra...

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        icanhascheezburger Ai haz enjoyd mai tiem on ur unyoozhul an qwaynt lil planut, but ai muss go noaw, mai yooniberse needs me sew lawn, an fankiez fer all teh toona! LoL by: Emerald63Picture by: Unknown

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          celebs.icanhascheezburger The guy in the middle’s only a quarter century late for Culture Club. -Amy Poehler, John Krasinski, Tracy Morgan LoL by: WilliamKecklerPicture by: Unknown

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            failblog Breaking news! We’re changing up our weekly Party Hard gif dump where instead of throwing them all up here, we’ll be posting them to our Party Hard-only Cheez Site, Party Hardest! We’ll put all the party-inducing (and sometimes seizure-inducing) gifs over there from here on in, so all the party...

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              icanhascheezburger What dog? The dog that we are suppose to “beware” of?Oh him, he is hiding under the porch. moar liek bewayr ob kittehs izirite? ...

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                theonion Novak Djokovic Signs Endorsement Deal With Serbia's Top Brand Of Luxury Goats

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                    news.icanhascheezburger Putin shows karate kid how to cheat in barfight (Vladimir Putin) LoL by: WilliamKecklerPicture by: Unknown

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                      theonion FINDLAY, OH—Two hours after she woke up, Madeline Tarver, 16, crawled back in bed just to keep her mom on her toes.

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                            theonion Suitcase Spends All Year Looking Forward To Carousel Ride

                              celebs.icanhascheezburger GEDDY LEE Can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome he is. -Geddy Lee LoL by: UndeadMedicPicture by: Unknown

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                                icanhascheezburger Remember me from your School Days? I’m from Little Sisters of Absolutely No Mercy she wuz alwayz a lil creepy… LoL by: cat_a_lystPicture by: Unknown

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                                  theonion JACKSONVILLE, FL—Claiming that it "doesn't really make a difference," Jacksonville Jaguars officials announced Saturday they plan to play the 2012 season without a head coach.

                                    news.icanhascheezburger The whole secret to political success is promoting a brand people can use. ‘Putin,’ for example, is way more versatile than ‘rootin’ or ‘tootin’ (Vladimir Putin) LoL by: DJAussiePicture by: Unknown

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                                      failblog So awesome, I’m powerless to do anything but deal with it.

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                                            theonion Incest Survivor Dumped

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                                                failblog “cindy got th blak playg lololololol”

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                                                    theonion WASHINGTON—According to Capitol Hill sources, Rep. Bobby Schilling (R-IL) came to the painful realization this week that agribusiness lobbyist Stephen Fischer, who had been kind and generous toward him for months and had often met up with him for dr...