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icanhascheezburger — No walk Where?? but dey maek the bestest bedz ever. Caption by: allcatsloved Picture by: Unknown » Recaption This! » View All Captions

graphjam — Graph by: L_Lawliet Because nothing says, “I’m a mighty hero,” like playing a song on your flute. – Ms. Fix-It

thespoof — McDonalds announced today that it will add the McGangBang sandwich onto U.S. restaurant's menus, starting in October. The sandwich, which is an entire McChicken sandwich placed between the two beef patties of a McDouble double cheesebuger, went fr...

roflrazzi — So a little while back I was all, “Hey nerds, you thought LOST was over but it AIN’T! There’s gonna be an epilogue featurette in the new DVD set! Here’s a screengrab from it! Now caption it!“ MY FAVORITE CAPTION, NOT JUST OF THIS CONTEST, BUT ANY CONTEST, EVER: Submitted via e-mail...

theonion — Television technology has been improving for decades, to the point where anyone anywhere in the country has access to hundreds of quality cable channels at the touch of a button. Shouldn't watching the hottest films, with today's hottest stars, be just a click away, too?

icanhascheezburger — O hai Cheez Frends! Need sumfing to do on Friday nite? Well go see Dinner For Schmucks starring funneh men Steve Carrell and Paul Rudd, and you will laff ur head off. Ur kitteh will be jealous that he couldn’t join in on the fun.

ihasahotdog — There There…. My Kushony Fur Will Make Your Bubu Better heelz mai bubu 2? Caption by: TouchesBrother » Recaption This! » View All Captions Tagged: boo boo, feel better, fur cushion, hug, labrador retriever, sad child

barefootfoodie — There are baby birds in the wooden bird house next to our deck. Wyatt is smitten. I am grossed out. Personally, I think they look like black, veiny, hairless testicles with beaks, but, whatever, I’m not a veterinarian. Everyday, Wyatt goes outside to look in the hole. No, you can’t touch them. No, they can’t come...

failblog — Submitted by: KatSup A new feature on Failblog! For more Probably Bad News features, click here. Goodnight and good luck.

theonion — ATLANTA—Patrons of Valentine's Tavern were visibly crestfallen Tuesday when their pleasant evening of drinking and conversing with friends was suddenly derailed by the sight of a few people plugging in instruments.

fmylife — Today, I was at a museum on a tour, when a lady with a huge purse knocked over a display. I tried to catch it, but it was heavy and I couldn't get hold of it. The tour guide blamed me in front of the whole group, and the lady...

fmylife — Today, I came home from vacation to discover that one of my friends had broken into my house, painted my room a hideous color, ruined my hardwood floors with the paint, and left huge mess for me to clean. When I confronted her about it, she called me ungrateful. Everyone...

fmylife — Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML

icanhascheezburger — Check awt lotsa moar kitteh gifs at Senor Gif!

ihasahotdog — i can walkz on the waterz goggies r watersportz eckspurts. Caption by: pinkslip » Recaption This! » View All Captions Tagged: magic dog, mixed breed, swimming pool, walking on water, water

failblog — Dinner FAIL: Paul Rudd & Steve Carrell experience fine dining in Dinner for Schmucks, so bring a friend, preferably one you can stand, and see what happens when you get a bunch of idiots at the same dining room table.

icanhascheezburger — NINJA KITTEH By the time you see him ur dead ur camera iz nawt safe either. (video) Caption by: qwas123 Picture by: all » Recaption This! » View All Captions

theonion — At an event earlier this month, Tennessee gubernatorial candidate Ron Ramsey questioned whether Islam was a religion or a cult, drawing criticism from Muslim leaders.

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thereifixedit — Submitted by: Vaso Selitaj’s Except for some people’s drug problem, but we shasn’t go into that. – Frankie Fix-It

theonion — WASHINGTON—With unemployment at its highest level in decades, the U.S. Department of Labor issued a report Tuesday suggesting the crisis is primarily the result of millions of Americans just completely blowing their job interviews.

punditkitchen — Caption by: Greybeard55 Let’s see you Rangel out of this one. (Charles Rangel) » Recaption This! » View All Captions

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engrish — Photo courtesy of Greg “Porkfry” Hjertager. Found in Chengdu, China.